Vincente's Portland

Gender neutral restroom inside door

Southeast Grind

The bird painted on the wall is CREEPING ME OUT!!!!

Sushiland on Sunnyside Rd

"Dominica is a DICK SUCKING WHORE!!!"

                                                                                "<---- You must really like her then"

Southeast Grind

You are what you love

Even if it doesn't love you back

In Jorplace Hostel: Den Haag, The Netherlands

"I'm exploring your body and your erogenous zones like a black tiger caged up till you come home, lovely

You make a man swoon like a boy

The love is so soft, till it gets hard to enjoy

'cause the mind flies and sometimes the sex lies

Smooth little girls fall in love with rough guys

But you can chop a big heart down to pint size..."

Written on Toilet Seat Cover Dispenser:

"Free cowboy hats!"

Fresh Pot

Ninja loves everyone!  Even you, yo' mama, and Dave, the nappy guy at the counter. Ninja has loved them all, invisibly.

Fresh Pot on N Mississippi

Life which is passing

Is life in Decay

Southeast Grind

Life is short, and we don't have much time; be swift to love and make haste to be kind.

Backspace II

"Enema of Tears + Scrotum Chips= Best Day Ever!"

Starbucks on 4th

"She who pees alone pees loudest."

Backspace

"Dude, if you think about it, now would be the perfect time for aliens to invade Earth and implement a new world order."